Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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