Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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