dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If that was your dad, he is hot
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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