my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize