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I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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