You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish i was in the wii world.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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