Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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