do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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