I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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