Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
then he tried to convert me to islam
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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