Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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