You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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