Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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