didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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