im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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