He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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