Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
