All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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