Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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