i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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