There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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