Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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