btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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