youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The air was thick with penises
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
