That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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