The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
