god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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so much tequila, so little girl.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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