if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
