I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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