I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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