Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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