that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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