you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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