So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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