textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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