We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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