she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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