Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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