You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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