so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It's just like the Real World with babies
i dont even know how to be here
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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