guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she woke up with a sticky ear
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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