I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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