ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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