Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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