Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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