basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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