Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Dick very happy bro
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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