Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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