Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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