I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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