its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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