Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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